Steve and I were sitting at the computer together, doing something really important like browsing Imgur or something. An ad in the sidebar caught our eye, something to the effect of “Three words guaranteed to turn her on.”
Steve snorted dismissively. “I already know that.”
I raised an eyebrow.
He started with, “Dishes are done.” “Dinner is ready.”
I’m sure there were a couple more, but the point is, ladies, he gets it.