The Difference Between Me and Them

The other day, Steve was reading an article that had some Christmas Twitter posts by MMA (mixed martial arts) fighters. They included one by one of the ring girls.

(For those of you who don’t know, MMA fights are fought in 3 rounds, or 5 rounds for championships. In between rounds, they have completely unnecessary scantily clad women, called ring girls, walk by holding a card with the round number. They are pretty much always healthy, fit women rather than the sickly anorexic skinny type.)

Her tweet was something along the lines of “Merry Christmas, everyone! I’m off to start my morning workout–cellulite doesn’t have holidays.”

Which is why I will never be that skinny and fit, because my mantra is more along the lines of, “Merry Christmas, everyone! Calories don’t count on holidays! Donuts for breakfast? Yes please!”


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